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If there is one thing Jie can ask of our lord and savior, he would ask for world peace. But, in the spirit of originality and before you bounce to any of these sites: facebook, myspace, youtube, twitter, wikipedia, imdb, flickr, digg, amazon, craiglist, ebay, photobucket, meebo, yahoo, vimeo, netflix, blogger, pandora, linkedin, technorati, deviantart and japanese bug fights.
Breath out.
Allow me to explain… in a list.
- Jie was, is, and always will be Chinese, in spirit.
- He thinks the U.S.A. is the greatest country on earth, although it does have its share of problems.
- He was taught at a young age that the earth is round. The Universe does not revolve around him, nor does time stop for him.
- So he cherishes every minute of his sleeping hours and enjoys every hour of his waking days.
- If it were up to him, firearms will be abolished for household use and reserved exclusively for the military, shooting ranges, and pay-per-view death matches. But, since that is not the law of the land, and we certainly need them to protect ourselves and family from Tyranny, He believes that all American born children should be issued a standard Автомат Калашникова 47 fully automatic, gas operated assault rifle upon delivery. Should the child survive till his/her 18th birthday, he/she can then exchange the AK for a plane ticket out of the country.
- Jie also advocates for women’s rights.
- In his opinion, men are only better than woman at drinking, stick shift, directions, and driving. All which coincidentally, and are done in a car. On the other hand, women are better at just about everything else (e.g. cooking, cleaning, taking care of the baby).
- In Jie’s free time, you will likely find him at a local basketball court shooting the lights out with deadly precision and consistency.
- He is also a morning person, that is to say he likes to stay up till 2 oe 3 in the morning, usually working on his next big idea that will take over the world.
- Jie wishes to be a real life designer when he grows up and secretly hopes he will never grow up.
Jie appreciate the time you have taken to read the above paragraph and sincerely apologizes to anyone who finds it offensive. Just wait a little longer, this comedy thing will take off and he won’t have to blabber to you about his problems again. He also has a psychiatrist on the other line. Oh wait, she hung up….. “To the telemarketers, Batman!”
*Jie(G) Lian was born in China, went to high school in Houston, Texas, and Graduate College from Maryland Institute College of Art in Baltimore majoring in Graphic Design. Immediately after, he was hired as an interactive designer for Audacious Inquiry. He is currently attending the University of Texas in Austin, furthering his study of web design in UT’s Computer Science department. His hobbies include basketball, soccer, painting, camping, shooting (airsoft guns), web browsing, and devoting his time fixing what Bill Gates didn’t. Actually, he takes the last one back, doing something over and over again does not make it a hobby. On the other hand, he enjoys warm weather, days off, and a good commercial.
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