A first grade teacher repeatedly has trouble with one of her students. Everyday, this little boy sits in the back of the class and makes trouble and distracts the other students. She is determined to teach him and decides that the best way to keep him focused is to appeal to his interests.

One day, the teacher is giving a lesson on basic arithmetic and the little boy is goofing off in the back of the class again. She asks him to settle down and says, “I have a problem I think you might like. There are 5 birds sitting on a telephone wire. You take your BB gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?”

The boy answers, “None. Once I fire the gun, they all fly away.”

The teacher replies, “That’s not the correct answer, but it’s very clever. I like the way you think.”

The boy then says, “Oh well then I have a question for you. Three women are eating popsicles. One is sucking on hers, one is licking hers, and one is biting hers. Which one is married?”

The teacher thinks for a minute and answers, “Well I would think it’d either be the one sucking on her popsicle or the one licking her popsicle.”

The boy replies, “No, it’s the one with the wedding ring, but I like how YOU think.”

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