A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
OK, hun.
Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread.
His wife is flabbergasted:
Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
They had eggs.

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benzu 61 points 1 hour ago[-]
I took a compulsory programming course in Grade 9. The language was called “Turing”. Never again. I still remember the teachers words in the first class:
“Well, what do you need to tell it BEFORE you apply the jam or peanut butter.”
“But what do you need to do BEFORE you take some out of the jar.”
“But what do you need to do BEFORE you grab the knife.”
“But what do you need to do BEFORE you initiate arm movement.”
“But what do you need to do BEFORE you create a sprite.”
“That’s right, Jimmy. You must first create the universe.”
Oh God.

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